In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Tambwe (Guest) on November 26, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 14, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
George Mallya (Guest) on November 8, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 5, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Josephine (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Aziza (Guest) on October 5, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 21, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 17, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
James Kimani (Guest) on September 16, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 8, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mchawi (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ali (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Rahma (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 22, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Leila (Guest) on June 22, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Salima (Guest) on June 19, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Farida (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Ali (Guest) on June 10, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Nashon (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
John Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Fadhili (Guest) on May 2, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 16, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Maimuna (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Sofia (Guest) on March 14, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 23, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 3, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 2, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 20, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Jamal (Guest) on January 19, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 13, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨