Where do baby pens spend their day?

Hawa (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mgeni (Guest) on September 10, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Zubeida (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 3, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Zulekha (Guest) on August 5, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mhina (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Nasra (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Zawadi (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 6, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Mchawi (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 27, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 11, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 11, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Aziza (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mjaka (Guest) on June 4, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Juma (Guest) on May 25, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 21, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Kahina (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Hekima (Guest) on May 7, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Zakaria (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Asha (Guest) on March 16, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 12, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 3, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

James Mduma (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nasra (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Biashara (Guest) on January 27, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Kazija (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Halima (Guest) on January 2, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Kazija (Guest) on December 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kiza (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😄 You got me!

Hamida (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 9, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!