Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mashaka (Guest) on November 26, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Raha (Guest) on November 9, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 8, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
John Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mohamed (Guest) on October 2, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 16, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Kahina (Guest) on September 13, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 9, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 22, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Hawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on June 19, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Zakia (Guest) on June 5, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 2, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Abubakar (Guest) on May 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 5, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 4, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 30, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Fatuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Sarafina (Guest) on January 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zulekha (Guest) on January 11, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 31, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Latifa (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉