A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. πͺοΈπ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 22, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Maida (Guest) on November 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Jafari (Guest) on September 19, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 6, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2022
π This just made my day!
Nasra (Guest) on August 24, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 15, 2022
π This is pure brilliance!
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Tambwe (Guest) on July 30, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 27, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 2, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Kazija (Guest) on June 17, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Amani (Guest) on May 28, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 26, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Jafari (Guest) on May 11, 2022
π You got me!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Jafari (Guest) on April 30, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 3, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Hashim (Guest) on March 14, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Mariam (Guest) on February 12, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Hassan (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 13, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Yusra (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Asha (Guest) on December 27, 2021
π Can't stop laughing!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 24, 2021
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021
π Sharing right away!
Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2021
π I needed that!
Selemani (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Chiku (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Sharifa (Guest) on September 26, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Rubea (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 14, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 11, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Zakia (Guest) on September 11, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
John Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ