Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 19, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Azima (Guest) on September 29, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Biashara (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 2, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Omari (Guest) on April 21, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Biashara (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Zainab (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Zainab (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Furaha (Guest) on February 20, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 15, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Neema (Guest) on February 13, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Warda (Guest) on February 3, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 25, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Zainab (Guest) on January 12, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Latifa (Guest) on January 8, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Juma (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Jaffar (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Habiba (Guest) on December 16, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 15, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Fadhili (Guest) on November 29, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕