What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 31, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on October 20, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on October 8, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rabia (Guest) on October 7, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 4, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Habiba (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Umi (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Khamis (Guest) on July 29, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Yusuf (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Umi (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Baraka (Guest) on July 2, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Umi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nahida (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rashid (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jafari (Guest) on April 27, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 20, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Chiku (Guest) on April 3, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Muslima (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Khalifa (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 22, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mgeni (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hekima (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Yusra (Guest) on February 23, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 20, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Asha (Guest) on February 17, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 4, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 10, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Furaha (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

John Lissu (Guest) on January 3, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Umi (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mustafa (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸