What kind of music do mummies like best?

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 3, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kahina (Guest) on July 28, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Masika (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 1, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 24, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Asha (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Abdillah (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Muslima (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

George Tenga (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 4, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Khamis (Guest) on March 26, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ndoto (Guest) on February 23, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Abubakar (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 16, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Leila (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙