What do you call two birds in love?

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Shabani (Guest) on October 8, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Selemani (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 16, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 27, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Kheri (Guest) on August 16, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Farida (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Amani (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Halima (Guest) on June 8, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rukia (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Issa (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Sultan (Guest) on February 16, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 16, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Farida (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Sumaya (Guest) on February 1, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shani (Guest) on January 26, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 20, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

James Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Athumani (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Arifa (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Raha (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Kahina (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Malisa (Guest) on November 17, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!