Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Faiza (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 1, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rehema (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on October 12, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 9, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Kimani (Guest) on October 3, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Shamsa (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 10, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jamila (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 30, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Zakaria (Guest) on May 29, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 6, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Kimani (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rahim (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Abubakar (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Maimuna (Guest) on March 17, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nasra (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Latifa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 9, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Abdullah (Guest) on January 7, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 5, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 2, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 8, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Shabani (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mchuma (Guest) on November 24, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 31, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nashon (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 1, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 30, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 21, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Rahma (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️