What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 14, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Biashara (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rashid (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

John Kamande (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sultan (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Abdullah (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 23, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Amina (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Shukuru (Guest) on July 12, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 3, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Nashon (Guest) on May 29, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 27, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 18, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Zainab (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 17, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Shamsa (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Kazija (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on March 24, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 14, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Raha (Guest) on February 28, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Salima (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nchi (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 31, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Khadija (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hamida (Guest) on December 21, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 19, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Husna (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Hawa (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Fadhili (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nuru (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Amir (Guest) on September 27, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵