Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! ๐ฆ๐จ
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Mashaka (Guest) on July 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 15, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Salum (Guest) on June 22, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on June 11, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Kahina (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mariam (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Maida (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Hawa (Guest) on April 7, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Khadija (Guest) on February 20, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Yusuf (Guest) on February 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Safiya (Guest) on January 29, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Daudi (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 22, 2021
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mchawi (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Baraka (Guest) on November 12, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 29, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Safiya (Guest) on October 6, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 27, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต