Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 21, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Azima (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 24, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Sekela (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
James Mduma (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Halima (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Makame (Guest) on April 28, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Amir (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Zawadi (Guest) on April 17, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Rahma (Guest) on April 9, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Halima (Guest) on April 8, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Fikiri (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Jaffar (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Nyota (Guest) on March 25, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Nasra (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Arifa (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sarafina (Guest) on January 3, 2022
😆 That punchline!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 22, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Sofia (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 16, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Issack (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Kheri (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 30, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 13, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤