Funny Answer: π§ββοΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! π»π
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Majid (Guest) on October 9, 2022
π I needed that!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2022
π This one really got me!
Mashaka (Guest) on October 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 15, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 23, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Shamim (Guest) on August 14, 2022
π This is gold!
Baridi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Selemani (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
John Malisa (Guest) on June 30, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Maulid (Guest) on June 10, 2022
π Perfect joke!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 8, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 14, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 12, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2022
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 9, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Daudi (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Ali (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Asha (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 25, 2021
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Leila (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Rahim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2021
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯