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Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

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Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.





Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
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