Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Chum (Guest) on September 26, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Issack (Guest) on September 26, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zulekha (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

John Malisa (Guest) on August 13, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 11, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Amani (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Sumaya (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rashid (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 23, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rahma (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Yahya (Guest) on May 28, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Jabir (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 26, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

John Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 21, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Shabani (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 24, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Shamsa (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 3, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 11, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Farida (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 20, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Zawadi (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 12, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Daudi (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Juma (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 28, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 24, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2022

😄 What a joke!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Jafari (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤