Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nassar (Guest) on October 19, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Ndoto (Guest) on October 15, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Rehema (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Nasra (Guest) on October 9, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 29, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Rubea (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Amina (Guest) on September 4, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Rukia (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Salum (Guest) on August 17, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 14, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 13, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Amina (Guest) on August 2, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Husna (Guest) on July 29, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 25, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 14, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Hashim (Guest) on July 8, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 1, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Sharifa (Guest) on June 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mjaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
Shani (Guest) on May 25, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Maneno (Guest) on May 17, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Aziza (Guest) on April 26, 2023
😄 Too good!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 19, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 12, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 7, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 30, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Zakaria (Guest) on February 6, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 5, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mhina (Guest) on January 11, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
James Kimani (Guest) on January 7, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Baridi (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Rehema (Guest) on December 28, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Farida (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 30, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Farida (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 25, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Issack (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 18, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 18, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️