Rehema (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Shukuru (Guest) on July 7, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

John Lissu (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 5, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Habiba (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 24, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 15, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sofia (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 6, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Hashim (Guest) on March 6, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 9, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Halimah (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nuru (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 17, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 21, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Kiza (Guest) on December 10, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 5, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Binti (Guest) on October 18, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Bakari (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Baridi (Guest) on September 21, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬