Which monster is the best dance partner?

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Fadhila (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 22, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Fadhila (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sultan (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Tabu (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mwanais (Guest) on July 12, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Halima (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 16, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zainab (Guest) on May 27, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Mushi (Guest) on May 17, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Abubakar (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shukuru (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Aziza (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 30, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rehema (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Majid (Guest) on March 7, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

George Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Fadhila (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 20, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sumaya (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 17, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Khalifa (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Baraka (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 20, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on November 12, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 9, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sumaya (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉