The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 28, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Muslima (Guest) on September 28, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 27, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nashon (Guest) on September 26, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 28, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 25, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Faiza (Guest) on August 22, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Latifa (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 6, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Masika (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 13, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 28, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 28, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Azima (Guest) on June 22, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 18, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 17, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Faiza (Guest) on June 13, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on June 2, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 1, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Nyota (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mzee (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 1, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Zainab (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 3, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mashaka (Guest) on March 24, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 20, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Azima (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
George Mallya (Guest) on February 7, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Latifa (Guest) on January 27, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Shabani (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 20, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
Hassan (Guest) on January 19, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 16, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Wande (Guest) on January 8, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Jamal (Guest) on December 19, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Rahma (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 23, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mariam (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅