Where can you always find a peacock?

Nyota (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Hamida (Guest) on November 3, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Selemani (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 21, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 18, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 12, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 27, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 5, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Tambwe (Guest) on June 28, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Abdillah (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Binti (Guest) on June 23, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Masika (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Issa (Guest) on June 10, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 9, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 6, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Zainab (Guest) on June 4, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 29, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 9, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 4, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Omari (Guest) on April 30, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Omari (Guest) on April 23, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 23, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kazija (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 2, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Nuru (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Asha (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Leila (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Amir (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 26, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Ndoto (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Shabani (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 15, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mustafa (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Abdillah (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Hawa (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ndoto (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔