Short Answer: A pair of pants! π©³π
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 23, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 14, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Biashara (Guest) on November 1, 2023
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Jamal (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Athumani (Guest) on September 17, 2023
π Totally hilarious!
Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2023
π Bookmarking this!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Muslima (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2023
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 16, 2023
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Nashon (Guest) on July 14, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Sumaya (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Kheri (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 21, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 24, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Zainab (Guest) on May 17, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
Nahida (Guest) on April 30, 2023
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Rashid (Guest) on April 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Nahida (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Bahati (Guest) on April 3, 2023
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Raha (Guest) on April 3, 2023
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2023
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Salma (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 25, 2023
π I needed that laugh!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 20, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Rabia (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Makame (Guest) on January 3, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 31, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2022
π Saving this one!
Rahim (Guest) on November 16, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³