What runs but never walks?

Khatib (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 22, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 10, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 27, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Shukuru (Guest) on July 17, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zawadi (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Chiku (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 7, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Furaha (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mustafa (Guest) on June 12, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 8, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Fikiri (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mzee (Guest) on May 6, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 3, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Furaha (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Jamila (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

John Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mhina (Guest) on March 20, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

George Mallya (Guest) on March 11, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zakaria (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Abdillah (Guest) on February 28, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Amir (Guest) on February 10, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Tambwe (Guest) on January 14, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 4, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Baridi (Guest) on November 21, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 21, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Omar (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😁 This just made my day!