Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 12, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Omar (Guest) on September 24, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Salima (Guest) on September 22, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 8, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 22, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 11, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
George Tenga (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 7, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Binti (Guest) on August 6, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 31, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mhina (Guest) on July 21, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 10, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Amina (Guest) on July 1, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 13, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 13, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Baridi (Guest) on May 15, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 4, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Abdullah (Guest) on April 27, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 19, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Raha (Guest) on April 18, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Salma (Guest) on April 1, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Hekima (Guest) on March 25, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
John Kamande (Guest) on March 12, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 2, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 13, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Warda (Guest) on February 5, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Issack (Guest) on January 25, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 18, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 18, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Abubakar (Guest) on January 16, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 15, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 13, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 3, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Nassor (Guest) on December 5, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Muslima (Guest) on December 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Yusuf (Guest) on November 29, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 21, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃