What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Issa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 4, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 24, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Khalifa (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Hashim (Guest) on September 11, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 9, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 7, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nashon (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Chum (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mchuma (Guest) on August 15, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mashaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 25, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 30, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 22, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Sharifa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Josephine (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 29, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Farida (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 11, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Asha (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪