What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Zawadi (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Faiza (Guest) on September 8, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Yusra (Guest) on August 31, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Faiza (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Raha (Guest) on August 17, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Amir (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 28, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Hashim (Guest) on July 19, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on June 10, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 7, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 2, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

James Mduma (Guest) on May 29, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Raha (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Tambwe (Guest) on March 26, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Faiza (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Hamida (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rahma (Guest) on February 20, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Arifa (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Latifa (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rukia (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Fadhila (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Abubakar (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on November 29, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

John Kamande (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 14, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 4, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 28, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Nyota (Guest) on October 18, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣