What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! 🧹✨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Yusuf (Guest) on July 30, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 8, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 5, 2023
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Baridi (Guest) on June 7, 2023
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Athumani (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mohamed (Guest) on May 16, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 9, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 7, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 1, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 29, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Zulekha (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 19, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 16, 2023
😆 That punchline!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2023
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 17, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Maneno (Guest) on February 22, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 7, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Jaffar (Guest) on February 1, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Abubakari (Guest) on January 17, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
John Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 8, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 1, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Salima (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Ndoto (Guest) on December 22, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 16, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Safiya (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 16, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 5, 2022
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Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Abubakar (Guest) on October 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦