Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 26, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 19, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 15, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 28, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
John Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 20, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 8, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Mashaka (Guest) on July 4, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mariam (Guest) on June 4, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Zainab (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Masika (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 16, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Amir (Guest) on February 16, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
James Mduma (Guest) on February 9, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Zakaria (Guest) on January 31, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
John Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 16, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 15, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Salma (Guest) on January 15, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 5, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Maneno (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 26, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 11, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Maulid (Guest) on November 26, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 21, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 20, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Nassar (Guest) on November 16, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Rabia (Guest) on November 14, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Zawadi (Guest) on November 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 29, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 21, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 15, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 15, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔