What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 4, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Faiza (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mchawi (Guest) on September 6, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mohamed (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Nassar (Guest) on August 19, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Farida (Guest) on August 9, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Makame (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nasra (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 19, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 10, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 5, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mazrui (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 25, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Yahya (Guest) on June 7, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 22, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Shani (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 5, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Arifa (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Issack (Guest) on April 23, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mazrui (Guest) on April 23, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 13, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Yahya (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Umi (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 30, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 28, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rubea (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nahida (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Azima (Guest) on March 15, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 15, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 14, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 1, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Rubea (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Farida (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Khatib (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 30, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 18, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 3, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 3, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖