What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 28, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Binti (Guest) on June 10, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mhina (Guest) on May 26, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kassim (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Azima (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 1, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 26, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Jaffar (Guest) on April 21, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Habiba (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rabia (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on April 6, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Sekela (Guest) on March 20, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Aziza (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Baridi (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Masika (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Khadija (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Hashim (Guest) on December 15, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 8, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Azima (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 30, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zawadi (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rubea (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rabia (Guest) on October 18, 2022

😂 So funny!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 6, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

John Malisa (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 9, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆