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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa

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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"

MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia
Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi
Baadae akamuita mhudumu
MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia

Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu

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