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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??

BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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Victor Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Warda (Guest) on January 10, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2021

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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Mchuma (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Maida (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 25, 2021

🀣πŸ”₯😊

Kassim (Guest) on September 4, 2021

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Zuhura (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mjaka (Guest) on July 13, 2021

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Nahida (Guest) on June 29, 2021

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 18, 2021

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Khamis (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 13, 2021

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Binti (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜„

Nassor (Guest) on March 13, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 7, 2021

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 11, 2020

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George Ndungu (Guest) on December 9, 2020

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 3, 2020

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Tambwe (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Asante Ackyshine

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2020

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2020

🀣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

David Chacha (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Safiya (Guest) on August 4, 2020

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

James Mduma (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Hashim (Guest) on July 4, 2020

🀣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 10, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

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Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

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πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

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