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Why donโ€™t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

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Omari (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 8, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 5, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Rehema (Guest) on February 23, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ

Zubeida (Guest) on February 18, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 9, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 29, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Hekima (Guest) on January 17, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 3, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 

Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2015

I donโ€™t care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโ€™m just glad itโ€™s not a shot glass. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿน

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