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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚


Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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David Musyoka (Guest) on April 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 17, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»

Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 7, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nassar (Guest) on February 7, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mjaka (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί

Kheri (Guest) on January 21, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Halimah (Guest) on January 18, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 14, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’

Arifa (Guest) on January 4, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ

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