Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Salma (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 5, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 22, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 16, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐