Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ππ
A: The hippopota-"bus"! π¦π
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the π emoji represents the ocean, while the π¦ emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
Hassan (Guest) on February 12, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 8, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Farida (Guest) on January 28, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 24, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 22, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Faiza (Guest) on January 14, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 9, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Sekela (Guest) on January 3, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«