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What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

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Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†

Mhina (Guest) on February 18, 2015

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 16, 2015

My life feels like a test I didnโ€™t study for. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฏ

Fikiri (Guest) on February 10, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 21, 2015

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 20, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

Salum (Guest) on January 10, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 8, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

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