Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Issack (Guest) on February 2, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Umi (Guest) on January 31, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 28, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 23, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 16, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 2, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 2, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷