Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Sultan (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Omari (Guest) on April 1, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Raha (Guest) on March 21, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Leila (Guest) on February 5, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 23, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Mchawi (Guest) on January 17, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆