What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋
Tambwe (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Amir (Guest) on March 4, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
George Tenga (Guest) on February 27, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 13, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Omar (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 4, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅