Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2015
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 8, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Mjaka (Guest) on January 4, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π