Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Bakari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 30, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Husna (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Asha (Guest) on November 17, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mgeni (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Mhina (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Jamila (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Zainab (Guest) on September 9, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Ahmed (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 8, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 23, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 14, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Yusra (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
James Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Nassor (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Chum (Guest) on April 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Jafari (Guest) on April 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 30, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 10, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟