Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! π₯π
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! π₯π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016
π Can't stop laughing!
Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
Sekela (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2016
π This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 21, 2015
π Gotta save this!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Rubea (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Jamal (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Rahim (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Hawa (Guest) on November 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Mzee (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 2, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2015
π Iβm dying over here!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Wande (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Rashid (Guest) on October 20, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Jamal (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Mustafa (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2015
π Iβm dying!
Mgeni (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2015
π Too good!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Furaha (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Kassim (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Jafari (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!