Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: π Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! πποΈ
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 10, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 4, 2016
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Issack (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Shukuru (Guest) on January 15, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Nahida (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 22, 2015
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015
π This just made my day!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2015
π Still cracking up!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2015
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Nyota (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Shamsa (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 14, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Furaha (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Hawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Omar (Guest) on August 15, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
Omari (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2015
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Kiza (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 12, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Kazija (Guest) on June 28, 2015
π So funny!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 28, 2015
π You got me good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 23, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Sekela (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Sharifa (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
Farida (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 1, 2015
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