Why did the pony get detention?

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Binti (Guest) on March 7, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 18, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mustafa (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Hekima (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Maneno (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mustafa (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 21, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on August 18, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Binti (Guest) on August 13, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 9, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Chum (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mazrui (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😂 So funny!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 20, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 19, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 6, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 29, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥