Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ๐๐
Umi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 7, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 3, 2016
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Ali (Guest) on December 2, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Furaha (Guest) on November 25, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Khadija (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 2, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Azima (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on October 18, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Nashon (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 5, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Maida (Guest) on August 10, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 6, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 5, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Josephine (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mohamed (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 8, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Halimah (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Umi (Guest) on April 22, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 31, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ