Who is Knocking?

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jamila (Guest) on April 18, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jaffar (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Shani (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Shamsa (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rehema (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hamida (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwanais (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Kazija (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 3, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Furaha (Guest) on November 28, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Leila (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Ahmed (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Hamida (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Abdillah (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mazrui (Guest) on October 21, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Shabani (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Sultan (Guest) on September 21, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sofia (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 5, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Zawadi (Guest) on August 16, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Juma (Guest) on August 10, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Hamida (Guest) on June 18, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Azima (Guest) on June 15, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mohamed (Guest) on June 7, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 16, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Wande (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Halimah (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Leila (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Zulekha (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 26, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 8, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Issa (Guest) on March 21, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️