Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 9, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 25, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Majid (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Abubakari (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 29, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 18, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Amani (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Majid (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Majid (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Yahya (Guest) on January 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 17, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
John Lissu (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Faiza (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 30, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Maneno (Guest) on November 22, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Latifa (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Biashara (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Khamis (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 26, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 21, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 15, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Nchi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Binti (Guest) on July 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Nasra (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Khatib (Guest) on June 24, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Sultan (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 1, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 30, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nyota (Guest) on April 28, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸