Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Issack (Guest) on February 3, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Amina (Guest) on February 2, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 22, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Majid (Guest) on January 22, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 23, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Halima (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 15, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 9, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Yusra (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Fadhili (Guest) on December 5, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

James Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Farida (Guest) on October 19, 2015

😂 So funny!

Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Kazija (Guest) on September 30, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mwanais (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Habiba (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 31, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Hawa (Guest) on August 30, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

George Tenga (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Shukuru (Guest) on June 18, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nahida (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on June 10, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 9, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 3, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 13, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 4, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Umi (Guest) on April 24, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Omar (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nasra (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 18, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡