Which Budgie owns the cage?

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 14, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

George Tenga (Guest) on December 12, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mchuma (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Umi (Guest) on December 1, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 29, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 27, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nuru (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 29, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Zakaria (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Issack (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 6, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Daudi (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Tabu (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Fadhili (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 21, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 18, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

John Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Kazija (Guest) on July 26, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Jabir (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mohamed (Guest) on July 19, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Azima (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Tambwe (Guest) on June 8, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Kazija (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Salum (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nasra (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Rabia (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Biashara (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Chum (Guest) on April 10, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸