Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! 🏝️✏️
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 27, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 19, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Amir (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
David Chacha (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 3, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Issack (Guest) on December 28, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Baraka (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 14, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Halimah (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 7, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Nyota (Guest) on December 1, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Kazija (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 28, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Safiya (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Leila (Guest) on October 8, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Amani (Guest) on September 29, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 28, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Shukuru (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Furaha (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Rahma (Guest) on August 30, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 30, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 21, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mchuma (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Shabani (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Khatib (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Masika (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Amina (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Fatuma (Guest) on July 18, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 29, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mhina (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 24, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Safiya (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 19, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂