Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 27, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 19, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Amir (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

David Chacha (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 3, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Issack (Guest) on December 28, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Baraka (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Halimah (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 7, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nyota (Guest) on December 1, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 28, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Safiya (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Leila (Guest) on October 8, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Amani (Guest) on September 29, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 28, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Shukuru (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Furaha (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rahma (Guest) on August 30, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 30, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mchuma (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Shabani (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Khatib (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Masika (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Amina (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Fatuma (Guest) on July 18, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 29, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mhina (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 24, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Safiya (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 19, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂